My Afternoon Boner

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Follow up: Are we rating pure intensity, or overall enjoyment? I feel my twilight years are bringing on a dimming of my fire, but tempered by a finesse I never enjoyed in my youth.

# posted by Andrew : 6/24/2004 03:45:00 PM

Please, dear readers, do not confuse the dearth of boner reports with a dearth of post meridian visits from our resolute friend, for it is only my prose which lacks. A sultry summer afternoon, I find myself with a moment's time and after taking a moment to reflect, I take a deep breath and revel in the slow luxury of a mild boner, lacking, perhaps, in intensity, but glowing in a subtle whimsy so rarely appreciated in a good AB.

Rating: 3/10

# posted by Andrew : 6/24/2004 03:37:00 PM

Friday, February 27, 2004

After an extended hiatus, today's AB joined the spring robin in a joyous celebration of warmth and joy, as the first thoughts of spring drift into the air. As AB's go, today's boner was, after a long winter's sleep, tepid and mild, shaking the cobwebs of a long winter's hibernation off and looked forward to a strong summer of vigorous boners.

Rating: 3/10

# posted by Andrew : 2/27/2004 06:06:00 PM

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

A reasonable interpretation of the graph might be that I have simply died.

Rating: 0/10

# posted by Andrew : 2/24/2004 11:50:00 AM

Friday, February 13, 2004

I hate myself and want to die.

Rating: 0/10

# posted by Andrew : 2/13/2004 04:18:00 PM

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Today's boner has been more of what I like to call a Rolling Boner, wherein oft-overlooked qualities such as resilience and consistency are quietly contemplated rather than the crass obtuseness of a traditional "boner." Walking down the hallway from the elevator, today's AB asserted itself shyly, building in a meandering crescendo like a lazy sunny afternoon.

Rating: 3/10

# posted by Andrew : 2/03/2004 04:20:00 PM

Sunday, February 01, 2004

My bosses here at My Afternoon Boner wanted me to make sure to wish everyone out there a Super Bowl, to you and yours from all of us here at My Afternoon Boner. For the record, I want to mention that I am opposed to all the commercialism surrounding the Bowl and that we should remember the real reason for the holiday and to take a moment to reflect on what it really means to you. So to all our loyal readers out there, Super Bowl and to all a good night.

I also, totally had a raging boner this afternoon.

Rating: 5/10

# posted by Andrew : 2/01/2004 09:02:00 PM

Friday, January 30, 2004

In my own defense, I've been breaking in new pants these last few days.

Rating: 0/10

# posted by Andrew : 1/30/2004 02:42:00 PM