Friday, February 27, 2004
After an extended hiatus, today's AB joined the spring robin in a joyous celebration of warmth and joy, as the first thoughts of spring drift into the air. As AB's go, today's boner was, after a long winter's sleep, tepid and mild, shaking the cobwebs of a long winter's hibernation off and looked forward to a strong summer of vigorous boners.
Rating: 3/10
Rating: 3/10
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Friday, February 13, 2004
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Today's boner has been more of what I like to call a Rolling Boner, wherein oft-overlooked qualities such as resilience and consistency are quietly contemplated rather than the crass obtuseness of a traditional "boner." Walking down the hallway from the elevator, today's AB asserted itself shyly, building in a meandering crescendo like a lazy sunny afternoon.
Rating: 3/10
Rating: 3/10
Sunday, February 01, 2004
My bosses here at My Afternoon Boner wanted me to make sure to wish everyone out there a Super Bowl, to you and yours from all of us here at My Afternoon Boner. For the record, I want to mention that I am opposed to all the commercialism surrounding the Bowl and that we should remember the real reason for the holiday and to take a moment to reflect on what it really means to you. So to all our loyal readers out there, Super Bowl and to all a good night.
I also, totally had a raging boner this afternoon.
Rating: 5/10
I also, totally had a raging boner this afternoon.
Rating: 5/10